I've often said, it isn't a talk show unless you've got two things: Fran Drescher as a host, and an animal peeing all over her. This clip of BWE friend Dave Salmoni with a - wait, what is that? Lemur? Anyway, facts, who needs em? UPDATE: It's a kinkajou. - fulfills all of the above required dreams. Fran Drescher and animal urine.

"The Fran Drescher Show" can be seen on FOX 5 NY at 12 noon, FOX 11 (Los Angeles) at 2:00pm, FOX 29 (Philadelphia) at 12 noon, FOX 10 (Phoenix) at 1:00pm, FOX 9 (Minneapolis) at 1:00pm, FOX 35(Orlando) at 11:00am.